just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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