god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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