it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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