susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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