How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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