id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
i out mim tonsoeep
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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