ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You're earring is so big in my mouth
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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