I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
my liver is dry heaving
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