The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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