I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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