I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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