Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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