I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just had sex bonerless
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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