She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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