if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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