the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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