I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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