I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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