I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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