We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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