That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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