i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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