Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
