they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we made out on top of his cat.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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