This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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