i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
