What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
my liver is dry heaving
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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