That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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