quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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