Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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