Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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