My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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