Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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