You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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