I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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