you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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