Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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