I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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