Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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