So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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