i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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