I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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