I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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