Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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