please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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