They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I have post one night stand depression
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize