The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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