After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I have tasted many bathrooms
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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