this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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