It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Randomize
