Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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