Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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