She's JV to your varsity
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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