they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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