Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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